“Hello, and welcome to the Tree Huger Tour!” “Today we will be trying to spot the famous wild tree huger.” “This hike can very from 1-3 miles long, depending on when we find the tree hugger.” “If you look around, you will see the wide verity of birds, which happen to be the tree huggers favorite food!” “That is why this forest is ideal for this tour.” “Wait!” “Does every one see that?” “Those two furry arms wrapped around that tree?” “Shhh every one, we must not startle it.” “Time to go!” “Thanks for choosing the Tree Hugger Tour!”